Romney: They're on my bumsky about all that money I've made. So, Mr. Big Time Campaign Manager, what do I do?
George: Release every fucking financial statement you've got! And when they bitch about you being rich, tell 'em, "Jealous?" Hell, for a million dollars I'll suck your dick right now. And I've been dead for years. The green is still the green. No shame in winning, gov. Why do so many politicians have to apologize for being good at their jobs? I was good at mine and made millions, I tell ya. Millions. And put most of it up my nose, but that's a story for another day
Romney: Thanks, Carlin. I appreciate your help
George: No problem, Mr. President
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