Thursday, January 19, 2012

Drew Whiffed on Her "Whip It"

Watched a bit of Drew's "Whip It" from a few years back

Started OK but went nowhere

The thang thas got meh steamed is da reference

To Paul and George Roy Hill

She had Ms Hansons beating up a Coke machine

AND THERE WAS NO SWEARING

What the fuck it that about, bitch?

Your movie, Drew, had more blood than one of the "Reality Stars Give Birth To Nine Stupid Kids!" shows (What? Not YET!)

How is it that one of the funniest scenes in movie history was

Bastardized by Drew Barrymore?

You're a big shot, Drew

You gotta do better

The movie sucked anyways, why not have some fun with an R?

Further, the lighting made it look like a bad porno (what?)

Just a depressing flick to watch

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