Masturbation and procreative sex are the two most important things that we can do for ourselves and the species. How do I know that? As far as the procreative sex, well dude, that's where babies come from. Masturbation? Men, try reaching down to your scrotum with your hand and cupping your balls. It's a perfect fit, right? What do you think the cavemen did when it was raining or thundering and lightning, or there was no food to eat, or they were scared, or they were getting ready for a hunt or battle? They were massaging their balls in order to relax.
This masturbatory technique was made taboo by humans at some point predating writing, because we have no evidence of it. But it happened. Just as tools and language were developed by homo sapiens almost spontaneously, masturbation was made taboo in order to foster war, rape, and advancement of the species.
Try cupping your balls for 20 minutes. Feel like raping anyone? I know I don't.
Relax guys. You're in good hand.
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One more point: Mens and womens arms are different lengths because our torsos are different lengths. Mens torsos and arms are longer, making ball cupping a perfect fit. Womens torsos are shorter and their arms are shorter because or it, so that they can masturbate, too.
Tell me that's not true.
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