OK. Deep breath.
I'm
gay.
Yes, it's true. Fuck Britney. Go ahead, people. You can have at it with your spears. Broe is over. Ova. No more Broe-mance. Joe is gay. And Britch is back!
SNL: The only show worth a shit other than 30 Rock. And whatever sports are on. And sometimes AMC. Wish Mad Men was still on the air. Good show. Oh, and Dave. And my Ten O'Clock ladies. And The View. And Kelly. And (long wait for her) Ellen. Other than that, TV is a vast wasteland. Oh, and Law & Order. The real one. What? They fucking cancelled it? Gonna have to adjust my recorder. What? Jerry died, too? They fucking cancelled it and it killed the fucking man. Assholes at Microwave. Fuck you. You killed Jerry Orbach. And his boyfriend. Mutherfucker!
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