Subjects Covered by the Earth's Richest
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Steve Jobs - Not Enough Of An Asshole
Million Dollar Car - Why This Will Be A Good Thing
How To Get 9 Hours Sleep On A Ten Thousand Dollar Mattress
Medication - How To Basically Screw Up The World In Pill Form
How Do We Fuck Joe Sweeney Even More In 2013? - We'll break into smaller groups after the first four hours
Owning A Pro Sports Team - Good PR, Great Way To Meet Chicks and Dudes
Blaming Chris Ford
Business Lessons I Gleemed From My Dad - led by Jay Paterno - First, never tell the truth. Second, live in a tiny little house so hack writers will think you're nice and humble and not evil. Third, win
Great American Writers - We'll pass out this pamphlet, which can be easily read in 5 or 10 minutes
Speed Reading - The Greatest Scam Perpetrated on the World Since Flouridated Water
Why Jerry Lucas Should Be President
Billionaires And Politicians - Why Working More Than Four Hours A Day Is Dumb - For real
Apartment 804 by Joe Sweeney
The Important Stuff
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Former Mayor of Boston Kevin White Dies
Globe photos of Kevin White's times
the image I thought of first
true story about MLK and James Brown
Google search for one of the most iconic photos ever taken in Boston
For someone my age the mayor of Boston will always be Kevin White. Not Menino or Ray Flynn. Kevin White. He lived a long time, and kicked a lot of ass. Whitey was there at the same time, too, so I am under no pretense that White was a saint, but he did a good job dealing with the court ordered busing of high school students in the city.
Of course now, Boston is every bit as segregated as pre-busing, but Mayor White did a good job. He was a good man and one on the great Bostonians of any era. And that's saying something.
the image I thought of first
true story about MLK and James Brown
Google search for one of the most iconic photos ever taken in Boston
For someone my age the mayor of Boston will always be Kevin White. Not Menino or Ray Flynn. Kevin White. He lived a long time, and kicked a lot of ass. Whitey was there at the same time, too, so I am under no pretense that White was a saint, but he did a good job dealing with the court ordered busing of high school students in the city.
Of course now, Boston is every bit as segregated as pre-busing, but Mayor White did a good job. He was a good man and one on the great Bostonians of any era. And that's saying something.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Now That's A Show
MTV's "Dudes Kissing Dudes"
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me and Joe
Matt and Ben
Isiah and Magic
Dustin and Billy Crystal
Clooney and Brad Pitt
Warren Buffett and Bill Gates
Ronnie and Fonzie
Tim Thomas and Tuuka
Oscar and The Logo
Russ and Hondo
Jim Brown and Franco Harris
The Boss and Bob Seger
Coach Cal and Coach Pitino
Matthew Broderick and Gordie Howe. Tongue? Hat Trick!
RuPaul and Richard Simmons. Down boy!
Tommy and me and Mike G and the Cooz - A reunion of sorts
Kenny Smith and Chuck with Ernie watching. Shaq? Leave us!
Bob Lobel and John Dennis
Newmy and Holley
me and my two favorite guys from Miami
Coach and Ted Danson. Scratch that (woody)
Newman and Kramer
me and John John. Ha ha ha ha! No? How about me and the Gov
Al Pacino and Bob DeNiro
me and Simmons
John Stockton and The Mailman
Governor Deval Patrick and Tim Thomas
Tito and me
Remy and me. Yes, please!
Andrew Gaze and me, talking about the good old days in South Orange
me and my former shrink
Michael Stipe and me, talking about the good old days at Millett Hall in 1987
me and Fred Armisen. No feelies, Fred, just a kiss for my psa!
Bill Goldman and me
Mike Lewis and me. Tabitha can watch me
Dan Brown and Steven King, meeting at my house
Dylan and Prince. I'd pay to see that, man!
Sean Penn and me, post fist fight over Madonna and Robin
Carter and Ford
Brian Williams and Dan Rather
Moby and Eminem
Elton John and some royalty
Donny Duetsch and Joe Scarborough. That would drive ratings for MSNBC
Robin Williams and me. For four weeks
me and Mr. Kraft, through our tears
Rafa and Roger
Jay Paterno and me, through our tears
Mel Brooks and me through our KKK masks
Warren and Clint
Steven Speilberg and Marty Scorcese, while they both do that weird director thing with their hands
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It's morning/mourning in America
For a way of life
The hatred of ourselves and others
Driven by male homosexuality
Is coming to an end
I'm crying mostly because it's so fucking beautiful
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me and Joe
Matt and Ben
Isiah and Magic
Dustin and Billy Crystal
Clooney and Brad Pitt
Warren Buffett and Bill Gates
Ronnie and Fonzie
Tim Thomas and Tuuka
Oscar and The Logo
Russ and Hondo
Jim Brown and Franco Harris
The Boss and Bob Seger
Coach Cal and Coach Pitino
Matthew Broderick and Gordie Howe. Tongue? Hat Trick!
RuPaul and Richard Simmons. Down boy!
Tommy and me and Mike G and the Cooz - A reunion of sorts
Kenny Smith and Chuck with Ernie watching. Shaq? Leave us!
Bob Lobel and John Dennis
Newmy and Holley
me and my two favorite guys from Miami
Coach and Ted Danson. Scratch that (woody)
Newman and Kramer
me and John John. Ha ha ha ha! No? How about me and the Gov
Al Pacino and Bob DeNiro
me and Simmons
John Stockton and The Mailman
Governor Deval Patrick and Tim Thomas
Tito and me
Remy and me. Yes, please!
Andrew Gaze and me, talking about the good old days in South Orange
me and my former shrink
Michael Stipe and me, talking about the good old days at Millett Hall in 1987
me and Fred Armisen. No feelies, Fred, just a kiss for my psa!
Bill Goldman and me
Mike Lewis and me. Tabitha can watch me
Dan Brown and Steven King, meeting at my house
Dylan and Prince. I'd pay to see that, man!
Sean Penn and me, post fist fight over Madonna and Robin
Carter and Ford
Brian Williams and Dan Rather
Moby and Eminem
Elton John and some royalty
Donny Duetsch and Joe Scarborough. That would drive ratings for MSNBC
Robin Williams and me. For four weeks
me and Mr. Kraft, through our tears
Rafa and Roger
Jay Paterno and me, through our tears
Mel Brooks and me through our KKK masks
Warren and Clint
Steven Speilberg and Marty Scorcese, while they both do that weird director thing with their hands
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It's morning/mourning in America
For a way of life
The hatred of ourselves and others
Driven by male homosexuality
Is coming to an end
I'm crying mostly because it's so fucking beautiful
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Presidential? Pardon?
Quiz time. Our POTUS claims to be a basketball guy, roughly same age as me.
OK. I got a quiz for him.
Starting.....NOW!
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1) Which basketball player would make a good POTUS?
a) Jim Sweeney
b) Shane Battier
c) Rich Shrigley
d) Bill Bradley
2) These are players Barry should know. Does he?
a) Tom Garrick
b) Matt Palazzi
c) Karl Hobbs and Vern Giscombe
d) Stu Primus
e) Mike Moses
f) Ronnie Perry, Jr
g) Butch Wade and Richard Rellford
h) the Little General
i) Benjie
3) What is Isiah's mother's first name?
4) Who is the only coach to cry during a game at the Final Four?
5) Name the second UCLA coach after Coach Wooden
6) Name two of the Jones Boys and why one of them is significant to me
7) Name David Thompson's point guard and center at State
8) Name the 5 guys on SIs preseason cover MJs freshman year
9) 3 Parts:
What high school did Patrick Ewing attend?
Who was his coach?
Who was the second best player he played with on those teams?
10) Who was on the front fold and who was on the back fold of SI: Patrick or Ralph?
Pac Ten time....
11) What was, within 4%, Steve Johnson's shooting percentage in 79-80?
12) How bad was Zona pre Coach Hair?
13) Who said "Michigan will be coached by a Michigan man!" about Bill Frieder, and why is he significant to me?
14) Who are the 2 Krauts who lifted U-Dub?
15) Who was the coach for only decent W-State team ever? And why is he significant to me?
Word Association - No right answers, but, man, there are wrong answers:
16) Cal --
17) UCLA --
18) USC --
19) Arizona State --
20) Arizona --
21) Stanford --
22) U-Dub --
23) Washington State --
24) Oregon --
25) Oregon State --
26) Is it spelled "MacArthur Court", yes or no?
70s NBA now....
27) Who was the backup to Cliff Ray on the 75 champs?
28) 1976 - How many games in the Finals and on whose court was the title won?
29) 1977 - How does Kobe relate to this team? (2X)
30) 1978 - Sonics v Bullets - Who won? And why is this significant to me? (several answers to that)
31) 1979 - Sonics v Bullets - Who won? And why is this significant to me? (only one answer to that)
32) 1974 - Kareem's hook won what game?
33) 1973 - Monroe or Barnett started next to Clyde?
34) 1972 - West's long one. Who won that game? Who won the series?
35) 1971 - How many rings did Oscar have at this point? (ha ha. no seriously)
36) 1970 - Who didn't write a book off the most beloved team in NBA history?
37) 1970 - How many baskets did Willis make in Game 7?
Back to College...
Name the National Champions from the following years. I'll provide hints.
38) 1975 - final
39) 1976 - second best
40) 1977 - tears in heaven
41) 1978 - glad that's over
42) 1979 - best and worst semis ever
43) 1980 - quote?
44) 1981 - if you don't know this....
45) 1982 - best final ever
46) 1983 - bus driver A/C
47) 1984 - big hug
48) 1985 - Nova high!
49) 1986 - shooting star
50) 1987 - haircut can shoot
51) 1988 - 50/50
52) 1989 - fuck you, ref
53) 1990 - upset? that's right, upset
54) 1991 - upset? that's right, upset
55) 1992 - mindboggling call by Verne and Lennie
56) 1993 - timeouts? ha ha ha ha ha ha
57) 1994 - Hogs win
58) 1995 - freshman balls
59) 1996 - best college team ever
60) 1997 - kids, man
61) 1998 - Tubby
62) 1999 - is this really happening?
63) 2000 - ankle
64) In the 1976 Championship, who hit his head on the backboard for Bobby?
65) Where was the 1977 Final played and why was that arena important?
66) Name Moses' first ABA team
67) Julius' first ABA team? And where did they play?
68) Name the two important guys that Julius played with at UMass
69) Who did UMass lose to in the NIT?
70) Name UMass coach during Julius' time there
71) Name Notre Dame's starting five on the Final Four team in '78
72) Where did Danny get Digger?
73) Who on that BYU team looks like my father?
Ralph and Terry's Hoos section...
74) The Hoos won the 1980 NIT over who?
75) Name the three starting guards on Ralph's sophomore FF team
76) Name the attendance within 1,501 for Chaminade's win over Ralph
77) Ralph's senior year, UVA beat my boys in the tourney. Who are my boys?
78) Who is the real "Little Ball of Hate" for Hoos fans?
79) Essay: Which of these four Sampson teams was the best? Justify your answer
80) In the 1986 ACC Final, who was the most significant player on the floor to me?
81) Why is the 1986 Duke team one of the most beloved ACC squads ever to play? Essay
82) Do you remember what you were doing when Lo put that fucker home in '83? I was in the llving room in Wayland with Mom and Dad. Almost swallowed my tongue.
83) Make up your own answer: What did Coach John say to Freddie in 1984? And did you cry like me?
84) Essay: What is your favorite basketball memory?
85) Larry or Magic? You can only have one
86) Do you know who Jim McMillan is?
87) You graduated from Columbia and Harvard, yet to my knowledge have never set foot in their gyms since you left. Why? Amaker has Harvard playing great and Columbia is located in Manhattan, the heart of the game.
88) What would you say to my man John Wall if you could explain to him what is going on in your administration today and for the last three years?
extra credit Miami U question: Who is the best player in Miami University history?
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Answer Key
1
Jim Sweeney was, according to some, the mastermind of the BC betting scandal and my second cousin
Shane Battier never lifted a weight- would rather talk than do - not
Rich Shrigley is the correct answer because Tom Davis said of him, "We just play better with Rich on the court"
Bill Bradley - you're kidding, right? he wanted to be president his whole life, therefore shouldn't be
2
Tom Garrick - I watched him play on tv in high school when I lived in Wayland. He led Rhodie to a deep tourney run and had a good career with the Clippers
Matt Palazzi - father Togo was a great player, Matt a good one at Providence, shooter pre 3
Karl Hobbs and Vern Giscombe - point guard combo at UConn for Dom Perno, good teams, never made NCAAs but could play, I saw them play at the old fieldhouse and at the Civic Center vs Patrick his freshman year
Stu Primus - looked like a linebacker, good player for badass BC teams in the early 80s, on national tv in tourney several times a year
Mike Moses - started ahead of Mark Jackon Jackson's freshman year, a black lefty?
Ronnie Perry, Jr- man, if you don't know this one, played with Lucy's friend, they beat UM in the tourney one year
Butch Wade and Richard Rellford - bookend forwards for UM and Freider the year Nova came through Dayton
the Little General - Andre Fucking Turner, man. Got BC in the tourney in 85 when Skip had that turnover, otherwise, it's 4 Big East teams (because there's no Final Five)
Benjie - had the look of one of the greatest ever. For real
3
Mary
4
Al
5
Gene Cunningham
6
Caldwell Major ______
got the Cs in Game Seven in 82, all from the elbow
7
Tom Burleson, Monte Towe
8
Coach Smith, Jimmy Black, James, Sam, and Matt
9
Cambridge Rindge And Latin
Mike Jarvis
Karl Hobbs
10
front fold was Ralph
back fold was Pat
11
70%
12
pretty good sometimes
13
Bo
MU
14
Christian Welp and Detlef Schrempf
15
George Raveling
assisted Bobby on 84 Olympic team
Word Association answers I came up with. There are more.
16
Robo Guard
17
so many that if it took you more than .4 seconds, you aren't a decision maker
18
Westy, Cliff Robinson, LA Sports Arena, battles with the Bruins
19
scandal, Devils, James Harden, Bibby's sister's husband
20
"STEVE KERR!", "PLO PLO!",
21
Maples Pavilion, Tara Vanderveer, best athletic program in the country, Tiger Pile!, beat Rhodie to get to FF
22
Brock!, man, the Krauts
23
pitcher/"power" forward, MJ's first big NBA shot
24
Joey!, McArther Court
25
Ralph Miller, AC is a virgin and a rebounder, Payton: POY, really?
26
no
27
Robert Parish
28
6, in the Valley of the Sun
29
Jelly Bean and Mo Lucas
30
Bullets, I got sick of hearing that fucking announcer with his "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" every time we played them in the playoffs
31
Sonics
DJ
32
5, in OT
33
Black Jesus did
34
Lakers lost that game, won series
35
none
36
the Pearl
37
2
38
UCLA
39
IU
40
AL
41
Kentucky
42
Indiana State over DePaul. Larry put on a show
M State crushed Penn like a WalMart employee
43
"The Ville Is Going To The Nap"
who said this? I think it was Wiley Brown, but the team adopted it
44
IU on the day that crazy fucker shot our President in the chest
45
UNC beat John's Hoyas. My Mom and sister wouldn't let me watch the first ten minutes,so I missed Pat's "blocks". I will never forgive them.
46
NC State
47
John's Hoyas beat Hakeem's Cougs. Big John gave big hug to Freddie
48
did this game really happen?
of course, if you look at it objectively, Nova had Ed, Harold, and a really talented 2 in Dwyane. The Hoyas had Pat and Reggie (Fuck it!) and on one else who had an impact at the next level.
49
Pervis and The Ville got Denny his second ring. Was The Ville the team of the 80s? Probably.
50
Alford and IU beat the Cuse on Senator Whoop De Damn Doo's missed freebies. Rony is still hot. I wish it was the Pearl instead of my man Sherm at the point: blind luck and DC
51
The best first half ever. Danny's Miracle Workers win it for Larry
52
Seton Hall gets robbed by a ticky tack call with 3 seconds left. Cambridge S&L kid hits them
53
Duke losing to UNLV? That WAS an upset at the time
54
UNLV losing to Duke? Big upset
55
Duke wins back to back. Stop crying, kid
56
Chris Webber: All talk and posing. Won nothing in college or the NBA despite great, great teammates. He is and was full of shit
57
Deeeeeeeeeep three by Scottie over Grant's Dukies
58
Ed O'bannon and Toby
59
UK with Antoine, Delk, Mercer, white kid who COULD SLAM (Jeff Shepard), Nazr, the Pope, Derek Anderson, and the Springfield Non-Rifle
60
Zona with Bibby, Mike, and Miles
61
UK in a fluke. Don't transfer, white boy!
62
UConn over a great Duke team
63
Mateen Cleaves sprains his ankle and I think Matt Bonner is actually going to win a National Championship for the Concord Y. Nope
64
Bobby Wilkerson
65
The Omni. Because Pete played there, asshole
66
Utah Stars
67
Virginia Squires at The Scope (its' still there and open for business)
68
Mike Flanagan and Rick Pitino
69
Marquette
70
Jack Leamann
71
John Paxson, Tracey Jackson (Cs pick), Kelly Tripucka, O, and Lamebeer/Kleine/anonymous white stiff
72
Providence Civic Center and it was beautiful
73
Fred Roberts
74
Kevin and Minnesota. Both teams really, really good
75
Lee Raker, Jeff Lamp, and Jeff Jones
76
1,500
77
BC - Second best BC team ever. Micheal Adams, Jay Murphy, and John Garris could really fucking play
78
Othell Wilson
79
My pick is the NIT team because of Lamp. Raker, and JJ
80
Steve Bucknall because he's from London, mutherfucker
81
Many reasons. Coach K's first great team. They play the game the right way. The ACC was bad. Great rivalry with Dean's Boys. Cameron was back. They knew they had a future because of guys like Quin. Great unis. Smart, coachable kids who wanted it bad.
82
?
83
You cost me a national title, negro. I know what, Freddie. You should coach
84
Mine? "They came from three to one down!"
85
justify
86
Columbia big man, won a ring with Jerry and Wilt
87
essay
88
sorry
bonus 3 possible answers. Wally, Wayne Embry, or Ron Harper
OK. I got a quiz for him.
Starting.....NOW!
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1) Which basketball player would make a good POTUS?
a) Jim Sweeney
b) Shane Battier
c) Rich Shrigley
d) Bill Bradley
2) These are players Barry should know. Does he?
a) Tom Garrick
b) Matt Palazzi
c) Karl Hobbs and Vern Giscombe
d) Stu Primus
e) Mike Moses
f) Ronnie Perry, Jr
g) Butch Wade and Richard Rellford
h) the Little General
i) Benjie
3) What is Isiah's mother's first name?
4) Who is the only coach to cry during a game at the Final Four?
5) Name the second UCLA coach after Coach Wooden
6) Name two of the Jones Boys and why one of them is significant to me
7) Name David Thompson's point guard and center at State
8) Name the 5 guys on SIs preseason cover MJs freshman year
9) 3 Parts:
What high school did Patrick Ewing attend?
Who was his coach?
Who was the second best player he played with on those teams?
10) Who was on the front fold and who was on the back fold of SI: Patrick or Ralph?
Pac Ten time....
11) What was, within 4%, Steve Johnson's shooting percentage in 79-80?
12) How bad was Zona pre Coach Hair?
13) Who said "Michigan will be coached by a Michigan man!" about Bill Frieder, and why is he significant to me?
14) Who are the 2 Krauts who lifted U-Dub?
15) Who was the coach for only decent W-State team ever? And why is he significant to me?
Word Association - No right answers, but, man, there are wrong answers:
16) Cal --
17) UCLA --
18) USC --
19) Arizona State --
20) Arizona --
21) Stanford --
22) U-Dub --
23) Washington State --
24) Oregon --
25) Oregon State --
26) Is it spelled "MacArthur Court", yes or no?
70s NBA now....
27) Who was the backup to Cliff Ray on the 75 champs?
28) 1976 - How many games in the Finals and on whose court was the title won?
29) 1977 - How does Kobe relate to this team? (2X)
30) 1978 - Sonics v Bullets - Who won? And why is this significant to me? (several answers to that)
31) 1979 - Sonics v Bullets - Who won? And why is this significant to me? (only one answer to that)
32) 1974 - Kareem's hook won what game?
33) 1973 - Monroe or Barnett started next to Clyde?
34) 1972 - West's long one. Who won that game? Who won the series?
35) 1971 - How many rings did Oscar have at this point? (ha ha. no seriously)
36) 1970 - Who didn't write a book off the most beloved team in NBA history?
37) 1970 - How many baskets did Willis make in Game 7?
Back to College...
Name the National Champions from the following years. I'll provide hints.
38) 1975 - final
39) 1976 - second best
40) 1977 - tears in heaven
41) 1978 - glad that's over
42) 1979 - best and worst semis ever
43) 1980 - quote?
44) 1981 - if you don't know this....
45) 1982 - best final ever
46) 1983 - bus driver A/C
47) 1984 - big hug
48) 1985 - Nova high!
49) 1986 - shooting star
50) 1987 - haircut can shoot
51) 1988 - 50/50
52) 1989 - fuck you, ref
53) 1990 - upset? that's right, upset
54) 1991 - upset? that's right, upset
55) 1992 - mindboggling call by Verne and Lennie
56) 1993 - timeouts? ha ha ha ha ha ha
57) 1994 - Hogs win
58) 1995 - freshman balls
59) 1996 - best college team ever
60) 1997 - kids, man
61) 1998 - Tubby
62) 1999 - is this really happening?
63) 2000 - ankle
64) In the 1976 Championship, who hit his head on the backboard for Bobby?
65) Where was the 1977 Final played and why was that arena important?
66) Name Moses' first ABA team
67) Julius' first ABA team? And where did they play?
68) Name the two important guys that Julius played with at UMass
69) Who did UMass lose to in the NIT?
70) Name UMass coach during Julius' time there
71) Name Notre Dame's starting five on the Final Four team in '78
72) Where did Danny get Digger?
73) Who on that BYU team looks like my father?
Ralph and Terry's Hoos section...
74) The Hoos won the 1980 NIT over who?
75) Name the three starting guards on Ralph's sophomore FF team
76) Name the attendance within 1,501 for Chaminade's win over Ralph
77) Ralph's senior year, UVA beat my boys in the tourney. Who are my boys?
78) Who is the real "Little Ball of Hate" for Hoos fans?
79) Essay: Which of these four Sampson teams was the best? Justify your answer
80) In the 1986 ACC Final, who was the most significant player on the floor to me?
81) Why is the 1986 Duke team one of the most beloved ACC squads ever to play? Essay
82) Do you remember what you were doing when Lo put that fucker home in '83? I was in the llving room in Wayland with Mom and Dad. Almost swallowed my tongue.
83) Make up your own answer: What did Coach John say to Freddie in 1984? And did you cry like me?
84) Essay: What is your favorite basketball memory?
85) Larry or Magic? You can only have one
86) Do you know who Jim McMillan is?
87) You graduated from Columbia and Harvard, yet to my knowledge have never set foot in their gyms since you left. Why? Amaker has Harvard playing great and Columbia is located in Manhattan, the heart of the game.
88) What would you say to my man John Wall if you could explain to him what is going on in your administration today and for the last three years?
extra credit Miami U question: Who is the best player in Miami University history?
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Answer Key
1
Jim Sweeney was, according to some, the mastermind of the BC betting scandal and my second cousin
Shane Battier never lifted a weight- would rather talk than do - not
Rich Shrigley is the correct answer because Tom Davis said of him, "We just play better with Rich on the court"
Bill Bradley - you're kidding, right? he wanted to be president his whole life, therefore shouldn't be
2
Tom Garrick - I watched him play on tv in high school when I lived in Wayland. He led Rhodie to a deep tourney run and had a good career with the Clippers
Matt Palazzi - father Togo was a great player, Matt a good one at Providence, shooter pre 3
Karl Hobbs and Vern Giscombe - point guard combo at UConn for Dom Perno, good teams, never made NCAAs but could play, I saw them play at the old fieldhouse and at the Civic Center vs Patrick his freshman year
Stu Primus - looked like a linebacker, good player for badass BC teams in the early 80s, on national tv in tourney several times a year
Mike Moses - started ahead of Mark Jackon Jackson's freshman year, a black lefty?
Ronnie Perry, Jr- man, if you don't know this one, played with Lucy's friend, they beat UM in the tourney one year
Butch Wade and Richard Rellford - bookend forwards for UM and Freider the year Nova came through Dayton
the Little General - Andre Fucking Turner, man. Got BC in the tourney in 85 when Skip had that turnover, otherwise, it's 4 Big East teams (because there's no Final Five)
Benjie - had the look of one of the greatest ever. For real
3
Mary
4
Al
5
Gene Cunningham
6
Caldwell Major ______
got the Cs in Game Seven in 82, all from the elbow
7
Tom Burleson, Monte Towe
8
Coach Smith, Jimmy Black, James, Sam, and Matt
9
Cambridge Rindge And Latin
Mike Jarvis
Karl Hobbs
10
front fold was Ralph
back fold was Pat
11
70%
12
pretty good sometimes
13
Bo
MU
14
Christian Welp and Detlef Schrempf
15
George Raveling
assisted Bobby on 84 Olympic team
Word Association answers I came up with. There are more.
16
Robo Guard
17
so many that if it took you more than .4 seconds, you aren't a decision maker
18
Westy, Cliff Robinson, LA Sports Arena, battles with the Bruins
19
scandal, Devils, James Harden, Bibby's sister's husband
20
"STEVE KERR!", "PLO PLO!",
21
Maples Pavilion, Tara Vanderveer, best athletic program in the country, Tiger Pile!, beat Rhodie to get to FF
22
Brock!, man, the Krauts
23
pitcher/"power" forward, MJ's first big NBA shot
24
Joey!, McArther Court
25
Ralph Miller, AC is a virgin and a rebounder, Payton: POY, really?
26
no
27
Robert Parish
28
6, in the Valley of the Sun
29
Jelly Bean and Mo Lucas
30
Bullets, I got sick of hearing that fucking announcer with his "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" every time we played them in the playoffs
31
Sonics
DJ
32
5, in OT
33
Black Jesus did
34
Lakers lost that game, won series
35
none
36
the Pearl
37
2
38
UCLA
39
IU
40
AL
41
Kentucky
42
Indiana State over DePaul. Larry put on a show
M State crushed Penn like a WalMart employee
43
"The Ville Is Going To The Nap"
who said this? I think it was Wiley Brown, but the team adopted it
44
IU on the day that crazy fucker shot our President in the chest
45
UNC beat John's Hoyas. My Mom and sister wouldn't let me watch the first ten minutes,so I missed Pat's "blocks". I will never forgive them.
46
NC State
47
John's Hoyas beat Hakeem's Cougs. Big John gave big hug to Freddie
48
did this game really happen?
of course, if you look at it objectively, Nova had Ed, Harold, and a really talented 2 in Dwyane. The Hoyas had Pat and Reggie (Fuck it!) and on one else who had an impact at the next level.
49
Pervis and The Ville got Denny his second ring. Was The Ville the team of the 80s? Probably.
50
Alford and IU beat the Cuse on Senator Whoop De Damn Doo's missed freebies. Rony is still hot. I wish it was the Pearl instead of my man Sherm at the point: blind luck and DC
51
The best first half ever. Danny's Miracle Workers win it for Larry
52
Seton Hall gets robbed by a ticky tack call with 3 seconds left. Cambridge S&L kid hits them
53
Duke losing to UNLV? That WAS an upset at the time
54
UNLV losing to Duke? Big upset
55
Duke wins back to back. Stop crying, kid
56
Chris Webber: All talk and posing. Won nothing in college or the NBA despite great, great teammates. He is and was full of shit
57
Deeeeeeeeeep three by Scottie over Grant's Dukies
58
Ed O'bannon and Toby
59
UK with Antoine, Delk, Mercer, white kid who COULD SLAM (Jeff Shepard), Nazr, the Pope, Derek Anderson, and the Springfield Non-Rifle
60
Zona with Bibby, Mike, and Miles
61
UK in a fluke. Don't transfer, white boy!
62
UConn over a great Duke team
63
Mateen Cleaves sprains his ankle and I think Matt Bonner is actually going to win a National Championship for the Concord Y. Nope
64
Bobby Wilkerson
65
The Omni. Because Pete played there, asshole
66
Utah Stars
67
Virginia Squires at The Scope (its' still there and open for business)
68
Mike Flanagan and Rick Pitino
69
Marquette
70
Jack Leamann
71
John Paxson, Tracey Jackson (Cs pick), Kelly Tripucka, O, and Lamebeer/Kleine/anonymous white stiff
72
Providence Civic Center and it was beautiful
73
Fred Roberts
74
Kevin and Minnesota. Both teams really, really good
75
Lee Raker, Jeff Lamp, and Jeff Jones
76
1,500
77
BC - Second best BC team ever. Micheal Adams, Jay Murphy, and John Garris could really fucking play
78
Othell Wilson
79
My pick is the NIT team because of Lamp. Raker, and JJ
80
Steve Bucknall because he's from London, mutherfucker
81
Many reasons. Coach K's first great team. They play the game the right way. The ACC was bad. Great rivalry with Dean's Boys. Cameron was back. They knew they had a future because of guys like Quin. Great unis. Smart, coachable kids who wanted it bad.
82
?
83
You cost me a national title, negro. I know what, Freddie. You should coach
84
Mine? "They came from three to one down!"
85
justify
86
Columbia big man, won a ring with Jerry and Wilt
87
essay
88
sorry
bonus 3 possible answers. Wally, Wayne Embry, or Ron Harper
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
My Take - And I Do Have One...Wait, Scratch That
Barry is keeping me and my money
And he is almost the only person in the capital who thinks this is a good idea
I think Barry is scary weird
Not crazy, because he works and puts food on the table
But scary weird
Hell, I voted for him
A lot of us did
That doesn't change the fact that he needs to step down
And let those who pass for adults take over
I'm ready to go, man
Who's with us/US?
And he is almost the only person in the capital who thinks this is a good idea
I think Barry is scary weird
Not crazy, because he works and puts food on the table
But scary weird
Hell, I voted for him
A lot of us did
That doesn't change the fact that he needs to step down
And let those who pass for adults take over
I'm ready to go, man
Who's with us/US?
About Last Night
McAueley...MacCauley...McCalee...McAuley
just down the road from me
easy to find if you just look
and have a car
door locked, they let me in
coach walks by me, i look, he looks away (Rubio!)
jv game on, stands full
electric
i take a minute to compose myself
cuz it's so beautiful
America's game
in a gym in Portland, ME
with cheerleaders and a $4 dollar admission
music pregame and I wish I had talent
thought of Hopper
no
buzzer jump layup
it's on
blowout but they both played hard
the whole 32 minutes
really, they did
walking out the back door
i notice how lovely the night air is
no cars to bother me
oh, hear they come
i have to go
just down the road from me
easy to find if you just look
and have a car
door locked, they let me in
coach walks by me, i look, he looks away (Rubio!)
jv game on, stands full
electric
i take a minute to compose myself
cuz it's so beautiful
America's game
in a gym in Portland, ME
with cheerleaders and a $4 dollar admission
music pregame and I wish I had talent
thought of Hopper
no
buzzer jump layup
it's on
blowout but they both played hard
the whole 32 minutes
really, they did
walking out the back door
i notice how lovely the night air is
no cars to bother me
oh, hear they come
i have to go
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
I Am Asking President Obama To Resign For The Good Of The Nation
Why the President should resign:
1) He thinks Bobby Orr played with more substance than style
2) He made fun of me several times with his remarks to the Bruins at the White House Monday
3) He is the Do Nothing President
4) VP Biden is the Last Lion
5) A closeted man should never be in a postion of power – if open gays ran the country and a closeted straight guy was POTUS, that would be bad. Living a lie is not good for anyone
6) Biden would be a great President, or at least our best since Nixon. He is a leader and an ass kicker and a real man
7) Barry is mean and arrogant and a bit of a spoiled child. Is that who we want running things, or a guy who survived the death of his spouse and kids?
8) Biden knows DC. Barry didn’t even know enough about Chi-town to take a bride
9) When Barry was in trouble in college, he transferred. Is that who we want running things?
10) Barry never made a dime except from his writings. Biden is not a rich man, but he is an honest, hardworking son of a bitch with an incredible family and family story. Look it up.
11) Barry, like most African Americans, never had a father. Biden did.
12) When is the last time Barry attended a Columbia game of any sport? Biden goes to Delaware football games so often he has his own section: Biden’s Badasses
13) Barry’s brother in law Craig gets his ass kicked in the Pac 12 every night. Literally
14) I like Joe
15) I trust Joe
16) I’m not happy with the present situation and I’ve always said, If it’s broke, fucking try to fix the mutherfucker
17) How is your life going?
18) Barry can’t throw a baseball and didn’t even bother to learn how. Bush 2 practiced his throw for weeks, remember?
19) I might never hear the sound of my baby’s voice if Barry stay POTUS
20) I deserve it
1) He thinks Bobby Orr played with more substance than style
2) He made fun of me several times with his remarks to the Bruins at the White House Monday
3) He is the Do Nothing President
4) VP Biden is the Last Lion
5) A closeted man should never be in a postion of power – if open gays ran the country and a closeted straight guy was POTUS, that would be bad. Living a lie is not good for anyone
6) Biden would be a great President, or at least our best since Nixon. He is a leader and an ass kicker and a real man
7) Barry is mean and arrogant and a bit of a spoiled child. Is that who we want running things, or a guy who survived the death of his spouse and kids?
8) Biden knows DC. Barry didn’t even know enough about Chi-town to take a bride
9) When Barry was in trouble in college, he transferred. Is that who we want running things?
10) Barry never made a dime except from his writings. Biden is not a rich man, but he is an honest, hardworking son of a bitch with an incredible family and family story. Look it up.
11) Barry, like most African Americans, never had a father. Biden did.
12) When is the last time Barry attended a Columbia game of any sport? Biden goes to Delaware football games so often he has his own section: Biden’s Badasses
13) Barry’s brother in law Craig gets his ass kicked in the Pac 12 every night. Literally
14) I like Joe
15) I trust Joe
16) I’m not happy with the present situation and I’ve always said, If it’s broke, fucking try to fix the mutherfucker
17) How is your life going?
18) Barry can’t throw a baseball and didn’t even bother to learn how. Bush 2 practiced his throw for weeks, remember?
19) I might never hear the sound of my baby’s voice if Barry stay POTUS
20) I deserve it
D_AD
Proud?
He'd hate me more than ever
Because I'm the teller of secrets
Kept from here to Down Under
No I won't stop
And I do
Want you to stop
Whatever it is
That makes you so ashamed
He'd hate me more than ever
Because I'm the teller of secrets
Kept from here to Down Under
No I won't stop
And I do
Want you to stop
Whatever it is
That makes you so ashamed
Celebrity Divorce: It Makes Sense
An imbalance of power corrupts
In most marraiges the man has the power and the money. Do as I say or you'll pay for it, bitch
In Hollywood, there is no income imbalance. The wife can leave when she wants to
"Treat me bad and I'm gone" Makes sense to me
To make society fairer and stronger we need to make divorce easier not harder, to insure that woman are treated with respect and kindness
In most marraiges the man has the power and the money. Do as I say or you'll pay for it, bitch
In Hollywood, there is no income imbalance. The wife can leave when she wants to
"Treat me bad and I'm gone" Makes sense to me
To make society fairer and stronger we need to make divorce easier not harder, to insure that woman are treated with respect and kindness
Sunday, January 22, 2012
How Did We Get Here?
Our whole lives are on the internet
Everything on the internet is a lie
How bad is it?
Pretty bad
Know who to blame?
That's right
Everything on the internet is a lie
How bad is it?
Pretty bad
Know who to blame?
That's right
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Supply and Demand? Fuck Supply and Demand
The way to understand economics is by telling yourself, "It's all about the price."
Go to the supermarket. Cow milk is 6 bucks a gallon? Try soy.
Oranges 3 bucks a pound? Try apples.
And so on.
A million dollar car might be safe and cool, what with the gun turrents and all, but I couldn't afford one.
A thousand dollar car might be good on gas, what with the fact that it weights 400 pounds. But get in an accident and see where you are.
That is economics.
As Meryl and co talked about in "The Iron Lady", the best place to learn econ is in a supermarket. That's what I do.
Go to the supermarket. Cow milk is 6 bucks a gallon? Try soy.
Oranges 3 bucks a pound? Try apples.
And so on.
A million dollar car might be safe and cool, what with the gun turrents and all, but I couldn't afford one.
A thousand dollar car might be good on gas, what with the fact that it weights 400 pounds. But get in an accident and see where you are.
That is economics.
As Meryl and co talked about in "The Iron Lady", the best place to learn econ is in a supermarket. That's what I do.
Friday, January 20, 2012
Undercover Billionaire
Say you took any of the billionaires in America, removed access to their money and connections, put them in some dumpy apartment, and let them loose in Portland. You'd have me
Now that's a show!
They'd say, "Why doesn't a guy like that have a job?" They'd say, "He's on roids." They'd say, "Faggot." They'd try to run him/me down in the street for being a dick. All that has happened to me, without the billionaire part.
Tell me that's not true
Now that's a show!
They'd say, "Why doesn't a guy like that have a job?" They'd say, "He's on roids." They'd say, "Faggot." They'd try to run him/me down in the street for being a dick. All that has happened to me, without the billionaire part.
Tell me that's not true
Newt's Decision
How can we possibly trust a man who would marry a woman who would do that to him? How?
It goes to decision making ability and the being able to read people
I read people in an instant. You have to in this world
If you can't, I won't hire you. I won't vote for you. And I won't want to be your friend
President? I wouldn't hire someone willingly with that background to clean my pools
It goes to decision making ability and the being able to read people
I read people in an instant. You have to in this world
If you can't, I won't hire you. I won't vote for you. And I won't want to be your friend
President? I wouldn't hire someone willingly with that background to clean my pools
SI: Where Good Writers Go To Write
SI comments on Tebow
I can't make sense of it
===============
You ever read the Bible? I mean, read it as a book? Didn't think so, dude
I can't make sense of it
===============
You ever read the Bible? I mean, read it as a book? Didn't think so, dude
Throwing Spaghetti Time: Income Tax Rates Based On Age
You get to vote at 18. Get to drink at 21. Get to drive at 16, basically.
How about you pay taxes at different rates based on your age? Brilliant, I know.
We can do this because we know the births of every baby in the country. If you are born here, we know the date. Most countries can't do that.
We need to use this data in a positive, economically sound way. Pay less tax during child bearing years. Pay more tax the older you get and the less dependants you provide for.
I won't hold my breath but it's a fascinating idea to me
How about you pay taxes at different rates based on your age? Brilliant, I know.
We can do this because we know the births of every baby in the country. If you are born here, we know the date. Most countries can't do that.
We need to use this data in a positive, economically sound way. Pay less tax during child bearing years. Pay more tax the older you get and the less dependants you provide for.
I won't hold my breath but it's a fascinating idea to me
Pass The Ammunition
You can be disabled without taking medication
I can reject the prescribed treatment if that treatment is useless or CAUSES HARM
I can be sick without being prodded and used and treated as an ATM
Do you mean to tell me that Joe Sweeney:
Graduated high school and a decent college, passed the CPA exam, held two different jobs without being fired,
AND THEN BECAME SO SICK THAT I HAD TO BE ON YOUR MEDICATION FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?????
Do you really believe that, sirs?
I've read what you people wrote about me. Wrong wrong wrong. Entitled? Yes, to a life
I never thought cameras were watching me UNTIL I STARTED TAKING YOUR DRUGS, sirs
I attempted suicide through an aspirin overdose, that's true. I was 24 years old and living with my Dad and Mom. How would you feel? Anyone who doesn't at least consider taking their own life in a situation like that is an unfeeling moron. I made a passionate mistake: Should I be sentenced to obesity, sleeping all day or not at all, paranoid delusions, the rebound effect, and your kind treatment, for the rest of my days?
Do you really believe that?
If you do, congratulations. You are evil
I can reject the prescribed treatment if that treatment is useless or CAUSES HARM
I can be sick without being prodded and used and treated as an ATM
Do you mean to tell me that Joe Sweeney:
Graduated high school and a decent college, passed the CPA exam, held two different jobs without being fired,
AND THEN BECAME SO SICK THAT I HAD TO BE ON YOUR MEDICATION FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?????
Do you really believe that, sirs?
I've read what you people wrote about me. Wrong wrong wrong. Entitled? Yes, to a life
I never thought cameras were watching me UNTIL I STARTED TAKING YOUR DRUGS, sirs
I attempted suicide through an aspirin overdose, that's true. I was 24 years old and living with my Dad and Mom. How would you feel? Anyone who doesn't at least consider taking their own life in a situation like that is an unfeeling moron. I made a passionate mistake: Should I be sentenced to obesity, sleeping all day or not at all, paranoid delusions, the rebound effect, and your kind treatment, for the rest of my days?
Do you really believe that?
If you do, congratulations. You are evil
WWGCD?
Romney: They're on my bumsky about all that money I've made. So, Mr. Big Time Campaign Manager, what do I do?
George: Release every fucking financial statement you've got! And when they bitch about you being rich, tell 'em, "Jealous?" Hell, for a million dollars I'll suck your dick right now. And I've been dead for years. The green is still the green. No shame in winning, gov. Why do so many politicians have to apologize for being good at their jobs? I was good at mine and made millions, I tell ya. Millions. And put most of it up my nose, but that's a story for another day
Romney: Thanks, Carlin. I appreciate your help
George: No problem, Mr. President
George: Release every fucking financial statement you've got! And when they bitch about you being rich, tell 'em, "Jealous?" Hell, for a million dollars I'll suck your dick right now. And I've been dead for years. The green is still the green. No shame in winning, gov. Why do so many politicians have to apologize for being good at their jobs? I was good at mine and made millions, I tell ya. Millions. And put most of it up my nose, but that's a story for another day
Romney: Thanks, Carlin. I appreciate your help
George: No problem, Mr. President
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Wrong Wrong Wrong
SI's fine writer Phil Taylor talking about what happens next
Man, I know black guys are inherently less intelligence than white boys, but Phil, you gone and done it now
Kids need contact with good people like you more than ever, brother
This is how WE GOT IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Parents being afraid. Kids being led to believe there was something wrong with them
Bitch, there never were any razor blades in the candy bars! That was a story made up by someone who probably was abusing their own kids in order to isolate them from good men like you, Phil
Tell me that's not true, America
Man, I know black guys are inherently less intelligence than white boys, but Phil, you gone and done it now
Kids need contact with good people like you more than ever, brother
This is how WE GOT IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Parents being afraid. Kids being led to believe there was something wrong with them
Bitch, there never were any razor blades in the candy bars! That was a story made up by someone who probably was abusing their own kids in order to isolate them from good men like you, Phil
Tell me that's not true, America
Drew Whiffed on Her "Whip It"
Watched a bit of Drew's "Whip It" from a few years back
Started OK but went nowhere
The thang thas got meh steamed is da reference
To Paul and George Roy Hill
She had Ms Hansons beating up a Coke machine
AND THERE WAS NO SWEARING
What the fuck it that about, bitch?
Your movie, Drew, had more blood than one of the "Reality Stars Give Birth To Nine Stupid Kids!" shows (What? Not YET!)
How is it that one of the funniest scenes in movie history was
Bastardized by Drew Barrymore?
You're a big shot, Drew
You gotta do better
The movie sucked anyways, why not have some fun with an R?
Further, the lighting made it look like a bad porno (what?)
Just a depressing flick to watch
Started OK but went nowhere
The thang thas got meh steamed is da reference
To Paul and George Roy Hill
She had Ms Hansons beating up a Coke machine
AND THERE WAS NO SWEARING
What the fuck it that about, bitch?
Your movie, Drew, had more blood than one of the "Reality Stars Give Birth To Nine Stupid Kids!" shows (What? Not YET!)
How is it that one of the funniest scenes in movie history was
Bastardized by Drew Barrymore?
You're a big shot, Drew
You gotta do better
The movie sucked anyways, why not have some fun with an R?
Further, the lighting made it look like a bad porno (what?)
Just a depressing flick to watch
Heartbreaking
All porn today is rape
All movies today are like watching someone else play a video game
All tv shows today are so fucking serious
I wonder how much of sports is real today
Sad
But
Spring is coming to the Northeast
In a while
All movies today are like watching someone else play a video game
All tv shows today are so fucking serious
I wonder how much of sports is real today
Sad
But
Spring is coming to the Northeast
In a while
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
My Second Biggest Discovery
I like to work out but used to have a lot of back pain
A couple of months ago I started using different weighted dumbells when I did shrugs or curls or supersets or whatever. And my back pain is gone. And I think I look OK
Name me a sport where both sides of your body are used equally at the same time. You can't. The left side of your body is used more in some situations, like fighting off a tiger, than others. And vice versa. In order to find balance in our bodies we must lift unbalanced
When doing farmer's walk, try a 50 and a 35. Walk for 60 seconds around the gym, then switch hands. Or not. Or put one dumbbell down. Change it up and put different levels of stress on either side of your body
All the machines and flat and incline benches at my gym? Useless. Completely
For strength training just use dumbbells and cables and put different amounts of stress on the two sides of your body
Joe Sweeney tm
A couple of months ago I started using different weighted dumbells when I did shrugs or curls or supersets or whatever. And my back pain is gone. And I think I look OK
Name me a sport where both sides of your body are used equally at the same time. You can't. The left side of your body is used more in some situations, like fighting off a tiger, than others. And vice versa. In order to find balance in our bodies we must lift unbalanced
When doing farmer's walk, try a 50 and a 35. Walk for 60 seconds around the gym, then switch hands. Or not. Or put one dumbbell down. Change it up and put different levels of stress on either side of your body
All the machines and flat and incline benches at my gym? Useless. Completely
For strength training just use dumbbells and cables and put different amounts of stress on the two sides of your body
Joe Sweeney tm
21st Century Dilemma - The Great Brain Drain
I you live in a shithole like Maine, as I do, you notice that all the leaders, the smart folks, the innovators, are all gone. Left behind are the followers, the only ones willing to work for $8/hr (I did for a while)
The talented folks like Anna Kendrick and the rest have moved on to where the action is. It certainly isn't here
This is a big problem for the country. Being smart is more important than it's ever been. Smart people go where other smart people are. To places like Manhattan and Boston and LA, where they can live interesting lives and be rewarded handsomely for their gifts
Those left behind work registers, giving out change. Or sell drugs and live underground
How do we solve this? No idea. But it's a massive problem for the world. A stupid person can't make 50k a year anymore. More like 15k. Big difference
Get me out of here
The talented folks like Anna Kendrick and the rest have moved on to where the action is. It certainly isn't here
This is a big problem for the country. Being smart is more important than it's ever been. Smart people go where other smart people are. To places like Manhattan and Boston and LA, where they can live interesting lives and be rewarded handsomely for their gifts
Those left behind work registers, giving out change. Or sell drugs and live underground
How do we solve this? No idea. But it's a massive problem for the world. A stupid person can't make 50k a year anymore. More like 15k. Big difference
Get me out of here
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
2011 - The Year Gays Came Out
Emancipated, empowered, enriched, enabled
No one died. No one. You are safe, fellas
What they do with you from here, I have no idea. But you’re out and you’re all still alive
No one died. No one. You are safe, fellas
What they do with you from here, I have no idea. But you’re out and you’re all still alive
The Decline of Western Civilization
video games
dress codes for students
no reading, the only way to get inside another human being's head known to us
almost all children get left behind
no writing by kids
no communication skills
plenty of actors, no writers
more video games
movies that play like watching someone else play a video game
loneliness and isolation
fear of everything
more pain, less death
heads down, texting to....who? about what?
dress codes for students
no reading, the only way to get inside another human being's head known to us
almost all children get left behind
no writing by kids
no communication skills
plenty of actors, no writers
more video games
movies that play like watching someone else play a video game
loneliness and isolation
fear of everything
more pain, less death
heads down, texting to....who? about what?
Monday, January 16, 2012
Fibromyalgia
Fibromyalgia is unexplained pain in the joints and muscle tissue caused by stress. I believe the brain is using its fight or flight response to tell the sufferer that they should remove themselves from the stressful situation. I'll bet this is the single most common ailment that GIs suffer from.
Fibro was not invented and is not caused by chemicals or anything else. It is a natural nervous system response to danger and stress. Get me the fuck out of here, idiot! If you're unable to, the pain gets worse because the brain is at war with itself.
There is no treatment or cure for fibromyalgia. There is no swelling so anti-inflams are useless. Cold, heat, liquids might help a little bit,
The best thing you can do for a fibro sufferer is give them a hug every once in a while.
Right?
Fibro was not invented and is not caused by chemicals or anything else. It is a natural nervous system response to danger and stress. Get me the fuck out of here, idiot! If you're unable to, the pain gets worse because the brain is at war with itself.
There is no treatment or cure for fibromyalgia. There is no swelling so anti-inflams are useless. Cold, heat, liquids might help a little bit,
The best thing you can do for a fibro sufferer is give them a hug every once in a while.
Right?
Race To The Finish
Mr. Authority Man
We don't need your stinkin' paper
To tell us we're forever
You don't need an OK to fuck
Or have a baby
We don't need you now, either
Britch and Joe are Broe
Now and always
Forever and ever
Mr. Authority Man tells you and you what to do
But not Broe
We know who and what we are
So take your stinkin' paper and shove it up your ass
This year is next year
We don't need your stinkin' paper
To tell us we're forever
You don't need an OK to fuck
Or have a baby
We don't need you now, either
Britch and Joe are Broe
Now and always
Forever and ever
Mr. Authority Man tells you and you what to do
But not Broe
We know who and what we are
So take your stinkin' paper and shove it up your ass
This year is next year
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