MTV's "Dudes Kissing Dudes"
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me and Joe
Matt and Ben
Isiah and Magic
Dustin and Billy Crystal
Clooney and Brad Pitt
Warren Buffett and Bill Gates
Ronnie and Fonzie
Tim Thomas and Tuuka
Oscar and The Logo
Russ and Hondo
Jim Brown and Franco Harris
The Boss and Bob Seger
Coach Cal and Coach Pitino
Matthew Broderick and Gordie Howe. Tongue? Hat Trick!
RuPaul and Richard Simmons. Down boy!
Tommy and me and Mike G and the Cooz - A reunion of sorts
Kenny Smith and Chuck with Ernie watching. Shaq? Leave us!
Bob Lobel and John Dennis
Newmy and Holley
me and my two favorite guys from Miami
Coach and Ted Danson. Scratch that (woody)
Newman and Kramer
me and John John. Ha ha ha ha! No? How about me and the Gov
Al Pacino and Bob DeNiro
me and Simmons
John Stockton and The Mailman
Governor Deval Patrick and Tim Thomas
Tito and me
Remy and me. Yes, please!
Andrew Gaze and me, talking about the good old days in South Orange
me and my former shrink
Michael Stipe and me, talking about the good old days at Millett Hall in 1987
me and Fred Armisen. No feelies, Fred, just a kiss for my psa!
Bill Goldman and me
Mike Lewis and me. Tabitha can watch me
Dan Brown and Steven King, meeting at my house
Dylan and Prince. I'd pay to see that, man!
Sean Penn and me, post fist fight over Madonna and Robin
Carter and Ford
Brian Williams and Dan Rather
Moby and Eminem
Elton John and some royalty
Donny Duetsch and Joe Scarborough. That would drive ratings for MSNBC
Robin Williams and me. For four weeks
me and Mr. Kraft, through our tears
Rafa and Roger
Jay Paterno and me, through our tears
Mel Brooks and me through our KKK masks
Warren and Clint
Steven Speilberg and Marty Scorcese, while they both do that weird director thing with their hands
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It's morning/mourning in America
For a way of life
The hatred of ourselves and others
Driven by male homosexuality
Is coming to an end
I'm crying mostly because it's so fucking beautiful
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