Fey? Shit
Dr Phil = 5m viewers vs Tina with 150K
Dr Phil = "Hows that working for ya?" vs Tina with "HOW DARE YOU!"
Dr Phil owned by Oprah. Tina thinks Halliburton owns everything (It's actually WalMart)
Dr Phil went to school....where? Tina = UVA, man. She's a Hoo
Dr Phil has creeps on. Tina? Alex
Alec?
Dr Phil is a Texican. Tina has no home, but lives in White Harlem, Brooklyn
Dr Phil is old, Tina young. Dr Phil has a mustache. Tina has pretty cheekbones
Dr Phil wears "Grandpa Overalls", Tina "Mom Jeans" (tm)
Dr Phil has a spouse. Tina = Rachel Dratch. And What's His Name (tm)
Dr Phil has been divorced. Tina is like a spider. She marries for life
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